This is just a little peek into my mind, as disturbing as you may find it. All the views are mine, or I just thought they were so cool I stole them and claim them as my rightful property now. As you're about to find out, im not a *normal* person. I have many different likes and dislikes - and for you 80 year old pervs that seem to IM me and ONLY me, you can find out my turn ons and turn offs. All in all, this page is just for amusement. I don't actually think you care or anything. Enough cyber babble - go amuse yourselves - and put some pants on for God's sake...

My Favorite Links

Serial Killers

For all you morbid people out there, it has case files of many serial killers. Check it out. It's pretty interesting!

What Does Your Phone Number Spell?

Find out what your digits spell. This is a great link for the extremely bored.

Savage Garden Links

My tribute to those F-I-N-E Aussie boys!

Pick Up Lines

For my fellow dating-impaired friends...

Lyrics Server

It has every lyric to every song... mostlly. Another great one for bored beings.

XXX Bart Simpson

It's kinda cute if you ask me. *Shrug*

Reservoir Dogs

A site about a kick ass movie. Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.

The Virtual Florist

Send that special *someone* a bouquet online. It's free, and kinda sweet. I got 2 of these once, I burned them... but that's not my point.

Center for the Easily Amused

Ahh... The C*E*A has provided me countless hours of mindless stupidity

Stiffs.Com

Not what you think of when you hear the word 'stiff'. Actually, its a gambling/game type thing where you bet who's the next celebrity to die! (Please be Brittany Spears!)

Revenge Unlimited

Whether you want to send your ex a bouquet of dead flowers, or get back at an evil boss - this is the site for you.

Go on....